Cherry Battering Rams
The inevitability of inconsistency.

  • Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
  • [Class titters]
  • Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
  • [Laughter increases]
  • Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
  • [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it


*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*





once a month, my uterus has a liquidation sale and everything must go.

best prices in town. period.

i reblog porn, nudes, dead things, and occasional gore, but THIS is what i find nasty AF

get the fuck off my post

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