Cherry Battering Rams
The inevitability of inconsistency.


I’m basically only really good at 3 things:

  1. spilling drinks
  2. forgetting what I was talking about
  3. blow jobs




I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 


some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why


do you ever just flex your butt to the beat of a song

(Source: pitiful)

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